i'm awake, entertain me

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yeoman-woahman:

goingonanadventuremaybe:

nudityandnerdery:

ishouldbeontheenterprise:

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

ernmark:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

demongoth:

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

demongoth:

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

Bisexual Klingons:

REBLOGGING FOR BI KLINGON COURTSHIP POETRY CHUCKING

this is the best post on all of st tumblr

When Klingons discover Dylan Thomas, they lose their collective shit.

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gon-and-killuas-mother:

that weird adhd grey area where your brain is understimulated in some areas and overstimulated in others. i open tumblr for distractions. but i scroll past almost everything bc i’m too stressed to process Reading and Comprehension. i’m in hell.

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absolutebl:

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ladyhavilliard:

annieutimagines:

laziestofthedreamers:

vmohlere:

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms:

tetsuskitten:

infinityonthot:

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

…perfect

World Heritage Post

I love this. But we all know the author is just going to assume the serial killer is a vampire. 

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kedreeva:

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artofmaquenda:

A couple of years ago I became obessed with slugs and made this sweet creature, a slug with legs called Sluguenda, in a time of being uncertain and depressed, she lifted up my spirits and along with her I made up the ‘Molluscat’ species for fun. I hope you like them!

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petermorwood:

transgenderer:

official-kircheis:

transgenderer:

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see…

you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?

yeah that’s what inspired this post :)

im very exited to go here when i die :)

Khazad-Dûm, the aquatic version.

aralas-shipper:

most-things-tolkien-deactivated:

huggable-hobbit:

thewhiteladyofrohan:

gingerbreadpopsolo:

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

👏👏

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

👏👏

If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

👏👏

👏👏

👏👏

👏👏

👏👏

👏👏

sskywanker:

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

(via aralas-shipper)

gossip-girl-of-middle-earth:

petalsbleedingbeak:

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nerdsagainstfandomracism:

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street-of-mercy:

dj-killer:

221books:

valerieparker:

baxtersaurus:

mishstiel:

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Originally posted by senilephilosophy

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Originally posted by damotp

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

Originally posted by equispebe

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Originally posted by mightbincognito

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Originally posted by lynx1825

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

Originally posted by solarspidey

Originally posted by funnypictures13

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Originally posted by mrgoldsshopofhorrors

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

World Heritage Post

Making new content for a dead fandom

Being in a fandom but not caught up on all the latest content when everyone’s talking about it

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lotrlocked:

worddevourer:

dukeofqueer:

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

Feels like home, y’know?

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

(via geekyjessica)

discountalien-pancake:

ardri-na-bpiteog:

I never thought I’d see a music video for a rap song with Irish in it and in which the artist is wearing chainmail, carrying a sword, and rapping about spice bags and Centra, but Denise Chaila is just That Bitch apparently

@longsightmyth

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writernotwaiting:

jezebeldk:

danipup:

little-darkling-poppy:

knottytattooedkitten:

poetictouch:

Tom Hiddleston reads
may i feel said he
by e. e. cummings (1894-1962)

may i feel said he
(i’ll squeal said she
just once said he)
it’s fun said she

(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she

(let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she)

may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you’re willing said he
(but you’re killing said she

but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she

(tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she

(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you’re divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

I’ll be in my bunk

@danipup

i am so offended.

Why is this back?! #thereshouldbeawarning #somebodyhastostopmefrompushingplay

Oh you know why it’s back—because we are all of us weak!

home-deco-ideas:

Every home needs a napping alcove. via https://ift.tt/3qdmYVX

(via teawitch)

heroofthreefaces:

snakewife:

outofcontextelderscrolls:

silentlycrazy:

hugealienpie:

basement-prussia:

perhalta:

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner

As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!

husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together

[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo

oh my god the Owl and the Pussycat were bi

(via spiderine)

nishats:

Hats off for Sophia DiMartino’s dedication. She was having a baby during the filming of Loki, so the costume was made so that she could breastfeed her baby easily and also hide the stretchmarks. But we barely even noticed :D

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